Mom: So where did you go last night?
Me: Out.
Mom: Out where?
Me: The bar.
Mom: Any girls at the bar?
Me: No.
Mom: None at all?
Me: Nope.
Mom: What are you doing, going to places with no girls? You should be going out and picking up girls!
Me: Thanks, mom.
Obviously, she hasn't ever been to Ballroom. Even if there were girls there (other than the servers), I don't think I'd want to go near any of them.
2 comments:
I don't know why you go there. Seriously, Jack Astor's is better.
Oh yeah, and I've never been to the Ballroom. I JUST KNOW, OKAY.
come downtown and we'll get us some nice girls.
two each.
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