Saturday, February 21, 2009

Sincerest form of flattery?

Apparently, it's really easy to imitate me. Here are the steps:

1) Wear a pair of glasses. Preferably thick ones.

2) Wear a cardigan. Bonus points if you're actually wearing one of mine.

3) Slouch. Slouching is important.

4) Make a stupid face. The stupid face isn't important, but it makes it obvious that it's an imitation rather than you sincerely wearing glasses and a cardigan while slouching.

Bonus:

5) If it's winter, constantly wipe your nose with a tissue and occasionally reuse your snot rags.

These are all the steps my friends usually take to imitating me. Sometimes, they won't even do all the steps; they'll sometimes just slouch and say "I'm Darren" and it'll be enough to get laughs. Thanks guys.

2 comments:

Owen said...

#7 make frequent appearances in Owen's dreams

michelle said...

Can also pull a Darren!!