The Undercurrent

Called the Undercurrent because "it just takes you away".
As told to me by Matt, who in turn was told by G5 of Anvil:
-3 shots of gin
-2 shots of vodka
-2 shots of white rum
-1 shot of Malibu rum
-ice
-lemonade

Throw all shots into a pitcher. Throw some ice in there. Fill the remainder of the pitcher up with lemonade. Mix (or in our case, blend). Commence shit talking.