Grapefruits taste great. Limes and lemons taste good, but still burn your tongue if you eat them raw. Dark chocolate still tastes like shit. Curly fries taste like straight fries. Cigarettes taste like cigarettes. Beer tastes like beer to pussies like me. Alcohol still gets people drunk, Miracle Fruit or not. Photos still look like photos.
My tongue is already hating me.
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i love them alll!
thanks for having us over. i hope we didn't make too much of a mess.
Britt looks amazing in that second last photo.
Not saying she doesn't always look amazing because you do Birtt.
But i'm going to crank one out to this and I hope you are cool with that.
word verification: kindit
kind-it, b. just kind-it.
BIRTT BIRTTT
i would also like to say thanks for having us over and sorry for singing and pissing off your family. it's kind of payback for that time at my house when my sister hated us for playing rock band at 2am.
(that was not your fault...i just wanted to bring it up.)
anyway, i also felt bad because i opened a bottle of water and didn't finish it and forgot to bring it with me. I HATE MYSELF
Nice videos. You guys are all so freaking hot.
hey Audrey, do you want to fight or something?
RACE WAR
IT'S A RACE WAR
Matt, I'd fucking love to fight you. I'm so hopped up on Miracle Fruit pills I am invincible!!!!!
Come here, fucker, I've got a fist that would like to get to know your face
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