Douchey McDouchebagerson the Third

I'm going to keep the details as vague as possible, because I'm kind of paranoid that maybe the wrong person will stumble upon this.

I was minding my own business at work, when I hear my boss behind me asking "What do you make of this, Darren?". I look over. On his computer screen is a picture of a dude. He had been going through his email; he put up a posting on Craigslist, looking for an assistant manager for the cafe he runs/owns. "This guy wants to apply for a job. He didn't even include a resume. He just wrote a paragraph about himself and attached a picture of himself".
No words could describe how incredibly douchey this guy looked. It's bad enough he actually had the gall to do something as douchey as attaching a picture of himself, but looking at him, he looks like the type of asshole who would do it. A pink v-neck t-shirt, muscles, the right amount of stubble on his face, gelled hair, a tan and the facial resemblance of a youthful Dwayne Johnson. I'm sure a lot of females would find this kind of guy attractive, but for the most part, I'm mostly glad I look like the opposite of this guy. I can't really wrap my head around how conceited this guy must be.
Anyway, I was so blown away at how hilarious the whole situation was that I laughed my ass off in front of my boss. I also copied the picture while my boss was gone. I just have to show this to someone. I really wanna post the picture here just so you get a good picture of what I'm talking about, but like I said, I'm scared the wrong person might read this. So I dunno, if you're really that curious, ask me and I'll show you.