Cousins

This was a nice song/video to watch first thing in the morning.

Table-clearing

Today, I farted while sitting in the cafeteria at school. Thanks to my friends, I've gotten accustomed to letting them rip. We always just do it to laugh at how they sound. We/I rarely take into account that they might actually stank. Well today, it stank. It was rank. It smelled like eggs. It was bad enough that the group I was sitting with got up and left within 15 seconds. Myself included. I'm almost certain more people left too, but I wouldn't know because we were already gone. I cleared a table.

I guess I should be more embarrassed, but thankfully my friends have conditioned me to have a scatological sense of humor, so I find this more funny than embarrassing.

2nd

It says a lot about my life when the second most exciting thing to happen to me this month is that I got deodorant that smells totally fucking awesome.

Saturday the 14th

I feel slightly shitty and I'm not really in the mood to update this now, but I'm gonna give it a shot anyway.

I think we reached a consensus after the party that it was a resounding success. I was really touched to see all the people that showed up, regardless of whether or not they bought a shirt. So even though maybe 2 or 3 out of those people will read this, thank you. Like Lenny said, it means the world to us. Also, big thanks to the people at the Central, who were super cool to us and very accommodating.
For all the fun I had last night, I feel I owe a few apologies to people, who I'll have to apologize to individually.

I'll get around to posting the pics from last night eventually.

Friday the 13th

Tonight's the launch party. Lenny, Sergio and I spent last night packaging the shirts. I'm pretty stoked that we managed to pull everything together in time. The only thing left to do is for me to figure out my music playlist. We each came up with roughly an hour of music each. Sergio's and Lenny's are done. It's just my playlist left and I haven't even started. And now that I've started, I've realized it's not that easy, mostly because I put way too much importance in stupid shit like this.
Anyway, my original point was this: come tonight. I know I've said it before, but SOS means a lot to us and you being there means a lot to SOS. I promise I won't ask anything from you for the rest of the year.

This is gonna be on tonight's playlist.

Douchey McDouchebagerson the Third

I'm going to keep the details as vague as possible, because I'm kind of paranoid that maybe the wrong person will stumble upon this.

I was minding my own business at work, when I hear my boss behind me asking "What do you make of this, Darren?". I look over. On his computer screen is a picture of a dude. He had been going through his email; he put up a posting on Craigslist, looking for an assistant manager for the cafe he runs/owns. "This guy wants to apply for a job. He didn't even include a resume. He just wrote a paragraph about himself and attached a picture of himself".
No words could describe how incredibly douchey this guy looked. It's bad enough he actually had the gall to do something as douchey as attaching a picture of himself, but looking at him, he looks like the type of asshole who would do it. A pink v-neck t-shirt, muscles, the right amount of stubble on his face, gelled hair, a tan and the facial resemblance of a youthful Dwayne Johnson. I'm sure a lot of females would find this kind of guy attractive, but for the most part, I'm mostly glad I look like the opposite of this guy. I can't really wrap my head around how conceited this guy must be.
Anyway, I was so blown away at how hilarious the whole situation was that I laughed my ass off in front of my boss. I also copied the picture while my boss was gone. I just have to show this to someone. I really wanna post the picture here just so you get a good picture of what I'm talking about, but like I said, I'm scared the wrong person might read this. So I dunno, if you're really that curious, ask me and I'll show you.

Outtakes

I told Britt to jump as high as she could. This is what I got.





Corrupted memory card. A good chunk of the photos didn't turn out. But this one looks fucking awesome. I'll probably try to recreate this in Photoshop just for fun.