As of today, I can no longer say it.

Glasses courtesy of my workplace. I didn't choose these, my coworker and boss did. I wanted the typical nerdy plastic frames I usually wear, but they wanted me to go with something I could wear to work. So this is what I got.
The worst part of all this is that I have to pay for them. $255, which if you consider how much it would have normally cost me at retail price (something close to $800), is pretty good. But I practically got forced to buy something I didn't want.
I'm still undecided if I'm gonna wear these outside of work.
And no, I don't know why I keep making faces when I take pictures of myself either.