A classmate calls you up for help with physics homework, and you can answer her questions easily.
Despite being drunk.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
What did you just call me?
I was gonna write about work, but this is way more entertaining.
This is Sergio's gift to me:
The best part? He bought it at T&T.
This is Sergio's gift to me:
The best part? He bought it at T&T.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
McMay
Things we/I love about May:
-her stuffed characters
-she mixes her drinks strong and will call you a pussy if you drink slower than her
-loves to dance
-is almost always in a happy mood
-loves pie so much, she started to cuss me out when she thought I didn't like pie
-great at photography, if you can convince her to show you her photos
-always down to help me out when I try to do anything creative
-Little Red Girl
-the stuff she draws in her sketchbook are amazing
-when asked to help me look more like a douchebag, she gladly obliged. And did a great job at it
-shared her last Value Village discount with friends rather than just herself
Happy Birthday, May.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
What used to pass as a "good day": something good happened.
What passes as a "good day" now: nothing bad happened.
What passes as a "good day" now: nothing bad happened.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
What's new. What's REALLY new.
Since March 9, 2009:
-I witnessed Lenny DJ. I also witnessed Lenny tell people to fuck off. Both were epic.
-I rolled joints in the bathroom of a spa, straddling a toilet backwards. The joints weren't even for me. Weirdest situation ever.
-I managed to offend even though I was trying to sound considerate.
-I DJ'd with Matt as Pink Dead Whale. I did not tell anyone to fuck off. I did, however, get to see what goths really dance like.
-I bought clothes I never imagined myself wearing. Selling out never looked so lame.
-I was looking for a job and then I found a job.
-I now enjoy drinking vitamin water more than I do Monster.
-I now smoke more than ever.
-discovered a Morrissey song I never noticed before, but now love.
-disappointment.
-moshed/slam danced.
-what Matt said about June 6th.
-karaoke with the boys. Prime choices included 'Boys Don't Cry' (twice) by the Cure, 'Touch Me' by the Doors, 'Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know' by Britney Spears, 'I Started A Joke' by the Bee Gees and the Ruff Ryders Anthem, which wasn't even on the list of song choices.
-I witnessed Lenny DJ. I also witnessed Lenny tell people to fuck off. Both were epic.
-I rolled joints in the bathroom of a spa, straddling a toilet backwards. The joints weren't even for me. Weirdest situation ever.
-I managed to offend even though I was trying to sound considerate.
-I DJ'd with Matt as Pink Dead Whale. I did not tell anyone to fuck off. I did, however, get to see what goths really dance like.
-I bought clothes I never imagined myself wearing. Selling out never looked so lame.
-I was looking for a job and then I found a job.
-I now enjoy drinking vitamin water more than I do Monster.
-I now smoke more than ever.
-discovered a Morrissey song I never noticed before, but now love.
-disappointment.
-moshed/slam danced.
-what Matt said about June 6th.
-karaoke with the boys. Prime choices included 'Boys Don't Cry' (twice) by the Cure, 'Touch Me' by the Doors, 'Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know' by Britney Spears, 'I Started A Joke' by the Bee Gees and the Ruff Ryders Anthem, which wasn't even on the list of song choices.
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