"It's Ben LANDER, not Landers! There's no S!"

Audrey, Sharon and I used to take a class together at York University. British Film and Society or something like that.
I was cleaning my room today and came across my old notebooks from that class. Among the notes was a piece of paper with someone else's handwriting on it. It was completely written by Audrey; a note on why she was a nice person. I guess I must have a called her a bitch or something. So in case you ever needed convincing a reminder as to why Audrey is a nice person, I've written it all out verbatim. I kind of wish I could remember what exactly it is that Audrey said/did to make me accuse her of being a bitch.


Why I Am A Nice Person
by Audrey Wu

-I give up my seat on the bus for old people
-I say "please" and "thank you" a lot
-I recycle
-I put my gum in the trash, I don't spit it on the ground
-I do the dishes every night
-I like babies and small children
-I don't swear...often
-I open doors for people
-When I borrow something for from someone, I try to give it back as soon as possible
-I never owe people money!
-I'm not very violent