Nah, b

Happy Birthday, Matt. Sorry I can't be there for the last night of Grimewave or to party on your birthday, but I'm drowning in my school work. I'll party down this coming weekend, after everything is due.

I gotta write a paper on Morrissey/The Smiths. Someone give me a witty title for it.

Procrastination

I figured since I made myself look like an idiot with that farting post, here's an old picture to make it worse.

Sharks

I was gonna bitch and moan about work (what else?), but instead I'm just gonna post this.



Holy fuck. Why do kids get the most awesome shit?

Cousins

This was a nice song/video to watch first thing in the morning.

Table-clearing

Today, I farted while sitting in the cafeteria at school. Thanks to my friends, I've gotten accustomed to letting them rip. We always just do it to laugh at how they sound. We/I rarely take into account that they might actually stank. Well today, it stank. It was rank. It smelled like eggs. It was bad enough that the group I was sitting with got up and left within 15 seconds. Myself included. I'm almost certain more people left too, but I wouldn't know because we were already gone. I cleared a table.

I guess I should be more embarrassed, but thankfully my friends have conditioned me to have a scatological sense of humor, so I find this more funny than embarrassing.

2nd

It says a lot about my life when the second most exciting thing to happen to me this month is that I got deodorant that smells totally fucking awesome.

Saturday the 14th

I feel slightly shitty and I'm not really in the mood to update this now, but I'm gonna give it a shot anyway.

I think we reached a consensus after the party that it was a resounding success. I was really touched to see all the people that showed up, regardless of whether or not they bought a shirt. So even though maybe 2 or 3 out of those people will read this, thank you. Like Lenny said, it means the world to us. Also, big thanks to the people at the Central, who were super cool to us and very accommodating.
For all the fun I had last night, I feel I owe a few apologies to people, who I'll have to apologize to individually.

I'll get around to posting the pics from last night eventually.