Always Be Closing

Earlier this week, my boss had mentioned that he had some self-help cassette tapes on closing deals. He suggested I listened to them. Since no one ever lives up to their word, I just cheerfully played along.
Yesterday, he showed up with the tapes in hand. "I didn't forget!" he said happily. I asked my other coworkers if they ever had to listen to the tapes. They didn't. I think that means that I'm the worst sales person the store has never fired...yet.
So now I have to listen to these tapes. They have titles like "Emotional Logic in Closing" and "Positive Projection For More Sales" (not pictured). And not only that, there are literally a dozen tapes I have to listen to. Now if only I had a working Walkman in the house.

Enthusiasm!

Bonus, in case you've never seen this: