Hyper

Trying to get my discount Metropass today was a pain and a half. And after all that, I still didn't even get the damn thing. I don't know why it didn't occur to me, but I need a student ID card, which I don't have. So I had to find the time to go do that...



But I discovered where the gymnasium is, so you know, if I ever need to go there*, now I know.

So I've talked about the Twins, Alcohol Abuse Girl and the Keener and I've mentioned Vaguely Racist Lady to some of my friends, but so far, I don't think I've mentioned Unnecessary Question Lady. There's one in every class; the suck up who just asks questions that, while still relevant to the topic being taught, are completely unnecessary. Stuff that is so insignificant, it's a wonder why they'd ask about it in the first place. Which wouldn't be so annoying if my Unnecessary Question Lady didn't do it every two minutes. She disrupts the flow of the lesson and I have to listen to the teacher go off on a tangent. And the worst part is she doesn't even raise her hand; she just blurts out the question.
Really, lady? You couldn't just wait until after class to ask the teacher?
Okay, I'm done venting.

Hey OSAP, what's up with my shit? Give me my goddamn money already.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tidbits

-we should go to Markham Fair this weekend, guys.

-I forgot I have a test tomorrow. I only remembered this morning and as of now, I still haven't studied. Whoops.

-I nearly bought throwing knives today, for the fuck of it. Which is laughable if you've seen me throw anything. Thankfully, I'm broke, so I couldn't buy them.

-I think Sian and I are doing some sort of photography collaboration? I'm excited.

-this was too funny not to post. I got this off Jocelyn.

JAMC according to Vice

Admit it: Nobody really likes the Jesus and Mary Chain. I call giant heaping piles of bullshit on anyone who says that they love this band because they are LYING, and that includes our Vice UK editor, who wears a t-shirt of them all the time. Even he said, “I like the idea of them more than their badly recorded songs.” See? People like the “idea” that they put pop songs under fuzzy layers, but nobody actually likes the songs themselves because they are not good songs. Ooh, Psychocandy is, like, soooo seminal, man. Let me tell you who likes Psychocandy: functioning junkies who are having casual dinner parties and want to put on some mellow, unobtrusive-yet-“cool” background music. Also LIARS.

*shrug* Whatever. I still think it's a fucking great album.

What?

So today in my anatomy and physiology class, the teacher was talking about tear ducts.

Teacher: (pointing to the picture of a close up of a tear duct opening projected on a screen) Do you see the hole?

Me: (under my breath) thatswhatshesaid.

Keener sitting next to me: What?

Me: What?

Keener: (stares at me) Nothing.

I never thought that thing where you play dumb and ask "What?" immediately after someone asks you "What?" would work. Anyway, I really gotta stop saying "That's what she said" so much.

Rabbit backflips

So I went to the Sausage Party today. I brought my camera but was too lazy to even bother taking pictures. I didn't even take it out of my backpack. Thankfully, Michelle and Stephanie both took exceptionally embarrassing pictures of me. I can't wait to go on Facebook tomorrow to find that I've been tagged in 20 photos.
Thanks to Michelle for having us over and whoever supplied the wine that got me drunk.

In completely unrelated news, I saw a rabbit on the walk home from the party. I as I neared toward it, it started running away. Unfortunately, there was a fence right there. In it's panic at being trapped, it did a fucking backflip. Just jumped up, flipped and landed on its feet. This was in mid-run too. Yeah, that startled me enough to make me not get any closer.

Study time

I have a test coming up on Thursday. In typical Darren fashion, I won't start studying until Wednesday. I'd do it on Tuesday, but c'mon, I have a sausage party to go to.

Um. It'll make more sense once I post pictures of the sausage party. Ahem.

Because Seneca is a shithole, I won't be able to study there. It's like a giant high school. Their library is more of a giant computer lab. I can't study at home because it's full of distractions. I can't study at my local library because for some reason, the study kiosks are always full (even early in the morning!).
I'm thinking of either going to U of T St. George or York. Can anyone recommend a good (quiet!) study spot at U of T St. George where I don't have to fight someone for a study kiosk/desk? If not, I'll just go to York and pretend I haven't already wasted 4 years of my life studying a major I hated.

Recently

What these photos basically say about me is that I've reached a new low in desperation for photo ideas. I would have liked to get a little more creative with the angles, but I didn't want to risk seeing Matt's dong; we haven't reached that point in our friendship yet.




Matt also set up drums in his apartment. There was a jam session. Notice the lab couldn't be bothered to clean dust off the negatives. Serves me right for getting it developed at Shoppers Drug Mart.